There are two horses, standing side by side, in the field right in front of me. they're swishing their tails in unison. They have the worst static electricity i've ever seen so it looks like their hairs, which are splayed out like a huge fan, are levitating from side to side of their own accord. The horses continue to eat, oblivious of the mutiny going on behind them.
You might know this already but I'm kind of lazy. Too lazy to get up and take a picture and then email it to myself and then upload it. I know you have a good imagination though so I'm not too worried.